(NOTE: This post is based off NintendoLand's original Pilot episode, simply entitled "Pilot.")
God, I have had a busy day...
You'd think that walking into a bar would make for an interesting story. And you would be right. But it's not interesting for the usual reasons (bar fight, random girl flashing her bosom, random girl making out with other random girl to general amusement, etc.); rather, it was interesting because of the complete randomness. Oh, and there was a fight, and girls attempted to make out with others, but that's not the point.
We all walked into a bar (don't even remember why), and Pikachu might have brought up that Mia and I had accidentally gotten drunk and got married by him. (It actually happened, I don't know how, it got annuled, don't worry.) Sindel asked us about it, and we told her it was nothing big, so she shouldn't worry. Mia, of course, blames Pikachu for getting us drunk.
Thus begining the battle.
They start shouting. Of course, Mia flings them across the room. Sindel then demands someone buy her a drink, which, of course, makes Mia want a drink, and if I know Mia when she's drunk (having been her designated driver since College), I know only one thing will happen. She will hit on anything (she actually hit on a plant once. Fr Srs). Tonight's subject of my misplaced jealousy: Sindel.
I know I shouldn't get jealous because my girlfriend was hitting on my female best friend, but Pikachu was egging me on. He was trying to get me to start something (for his own personal entertainment), and, of course, it created a bit of a scandal at the end. I got tired of Mia's constant jestures (yes, even of the sexual kind, which, by the way, would have been totally awesome, but wasn't awesome that night), so, I ended up shutting the whole thing down.
...I might have kissed Sindel in the process.
I know! I know kissing my best friend in front of my girlfriend was a bad move, but nothing sobers up Mariah Hansen like the sight (or even the fleeting thought) of me with another woman. So, obviously, she's pissed. And, in an almost cliché manner, Pikachu picks a fight with her. Shouting match in the middle of a bar. Fun.
This left Sindel and I with nothing to do. We were ignored....even if we tried to escape and failed miserably and were trapped in a tomb of ice. We weren't the only ones, as Mia froze Pika, too, then challenged him to a Smash match. At this point, I've gotten fucking tired. I invoked some dark voodood shit (see also dark magic and Mercury Psynergy) to get us back home and wipe Mia's mem-
...shit, this blogpost is incriminating...eh, not like she reads this, anyway. Whatever.
Sindy, totally sorry for messing things up with that kiss. Hope I can make it up to you! ^^;